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reluctant ravenclaw!!!!!!!!
My little caped avenger.
# thorgi
ways to improve the superbowl
- replace football players with very obese cats
- replace turf with some kind of giant trampoline material
- replace football with the light of a laser pointer
Donna: Tommy, this is the best party I’ve ever been to. I’m not just saying that.
Jean Ralphio: For real, TP, think about it, man. Drumlines, personalized gift bags, tigers?
Tom: It’s pretty great, but it’s not perfect. I mean, David Beckham didn’t show up.
Donna: You knew that was a long shot. Honestly, this is perfect.
Tom: I guess.
Lucy: Tom!
Tom: Hey, Lucy, what are you doing here?
Lucy: Jean Ralphio called and told me that this was a very special occasion and I should come down. It’s nice to see you.
Tom: Yeah, good to see you, too.
(Source: brokenrecord)
A beautiful love story or a tale of tragedy for my family?
Mamorphanage: TUXEDO BEGINS
#and then years later he finds out he’s been wearing a dinner suit all these years and cries hot bitter tears all night
I’m pretty sure this is exactly what happened.
More cat spam, as requested
So, basically, my cat is: ridiculously lazy, kind of huge, and slightly overweight.
Can I come visit just to hang out with Khensu again?
YES. As long as you’re okay with him sleeping all over you again. Apparently some people (coughmysistercough) don’t appreciate his habits. (Namely the licking thing. I seem to be in the minority in thinking that it’s kind of adorable, if painful after a while.)
#and there’s a less adorable kitty but whatever
Accurate. I was thinking about trying to snap a few pictures of him, but he volleys between terrifying and cute too quickly.
This is more than acceptable, yes. (Well, we all know your sister’s weird and… yeah, most people don’t like being licked by cats, but I’ve never had a problem with it. The cat my mother had when I was, like, 12 would have been a problem if I did.)
I say go for it anyway. Things that volley between terrifying and cute have great potential if you can capture them right. *sage nod*
